Are you crazy about Riff Raff? Know someone who worships Jody Husky?
Stop searching for Christmas gifts for that person, because the Neon Icon is now offering a Versace boat load of ridiculous options on his website.
The tatted Texan will do things like call your mom, cook her a lobster dinner, sketch you up a tattoo idea, attend your bachelor party, or even officiate your wedding.
Just a handful of currently available items on his site, including him attending your bachelor party for $6,000, Skyping your grandparents for $1,250, and naming/Instagramming your puppy for $500.
The gifts that don’t actually involve Mr. Highroller being present will happen within 30 days, but the ones that require travel will have a full year to be fulfilled.
Riff’s genius marketing manager, Mychael Clack told BuzzFeed News more options will be posted later tonight, including working out with Riff Raff or having him leave you a voicemail.
Clack told Buzzfeed: “I think there’s a certain attraction and there’s a certain interest in people just really wanting to see what he is gonna do,” Clack explained for their inspiration behind the gifts. “So I think putting him in real world situations, just like talking to your mom, he really is what you see on TV and what you see in the music videos.”
So if you want Riff Raff to seduce grandma with steak and lobster (hopefully in a chopper), you finally have the power to make your dreams a reality.