In the video below, Ben hires a stoned mural artist from Grass Valley, California to paint one of his seedy hotels on Clearwater beach.
In this ultimate life package, he is throwing in his waterfront mansion, numerous commercial hotels and apartment buildings, a fresh pair of Rolls-Royces, a Bentley GT continental, and a frickin’ yacht. Not your everyday Craigslist offer, but some wealthy golf pro or trust fund nerd may find this offer enticing. The best part of this deal is, whoever buys Ben’s life, also inherits his nutcase staff. If his million dollar Michael Keaton era Batmobile was included, I might actually make an offer. Fuck it, Jimmy Hart’s carcass has to be worth 100 million by itself.
Ben’s spin-off series about eating horrible, depressing food.